Marsha
12-06-2007, 03:59 PM
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy
some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at
the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life? "
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing
he would have a good one. And in classic style
he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I
was just wonderi ng if you were my son."
some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at
the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life? "
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing
he would have a good one. And in classic style
he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I
was just wonderi ng if you were my son."