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Widow
02-06-2008, 10:49 PM
http://www.rbk.com/us/perfectville/

Enjoy

Ragnarok
02-07-2008, 06:49 PM
funny stuff

Juggalo Fett
02-08-2008, 06:29 PM
too funny!!!

LowMan
02-09-2008, 04:48 AM
Best thing rebock ever done. Not that I like the Giants, but I'm glad I lost 40 bucks during a poker game watching the Pats lose.

Neo
02-09-2008, 10:21 AM
As much as I hate the PATS, and was so happy to see the Giants whip their ass in the Super Bowl, I have had enough of Mercury Morris, the RB off the perfect Dolphins SuperBowl team.

If I have to see one more interview with him on tv, and hear him quote Webster's dictionary on the definition of perfection ONE MORE TIME, I am going to have to purchase a new tv, as I will probably toss mine out the window.

Widow
02-11-2008, 12:34 AM
per·fec·tion<script>ay_w("P0187400")</script><object style="margin: 3px 3px 5px;" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cab s/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" height="13" width="10">

<embed style="margin-bottom: 4px;" src="http://img.tfd.com/play.swf" flashvars="soundpath=http://img.tfd.com/hm/mp3/P0187400" menu="false" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" height="13" width="10"></object> (phttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifr-fhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ebreve.gifkhttp://img.t fd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifshhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ schwa.gifn)n.1. The quality or condition of being perfect.
2. The act or process of perfecting: Perfection of the invention took years.
3. A person or thing considered to be perfect.
4. An instance of excellence.

Neo
02-11-2008, 08:43 PM
per·fec·tion<script>ay_w("P0187400")</script><object style="margin: 3px 3px 5px;" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cab s/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" height="13" width="10">

<embed style="margin-bottom: 4px;" src="http://img.tfd.com/play.swf" flashvars="soundpath=http://img.tfd.com/hm/mp3/P0187400" menu="false" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" height="13" width="10"></object> (phttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifr-fhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ebreve.gifkhttp://img.t fd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifshhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ schwa.gifn)n.1. The quality or condition of being perfect.
2. The act or process of perfecting: Perfection of the invention took years.
3. A person or thing considered to be perfect.
4. An instance of excellence.


You're no Mercury Morris. You do, however, resemble Uranus Asslick.

Jack
02-12-2008, 07:01 PM
Best thing rebock ever done. Not that I like the Giants, but I'm glad I lost 40 bucks during a poker game watching the Pats lose.

Thats funny, I also lost 40 bucks in a poker game that night. I was happy to find out the next day that the Giants won. The only part of the game I remember was the score being 3-0. Everything after that was a blur, I managed to almost drink myself to death. I remember blacking out but not passing out. Was really fucked up because I could hear and talk to people but I couldn't see anything. I had to fight through that for 7 hours before I regained my vision. I figure that is what alcohol poisoning can do to you.

I drank:
8-10 Dos Equis
2 michelob ultras
5 shots of something that tasted like liquorice candy.
1-? of jack daniels

not sure how much jack I drank. All I know is the other guy drinking it with me ended up with a concussion and black eye from slamming his head into a bed post.

when I finally got up and moving around around 3am or so, I managed to get enough water down that I didn't have a bad hang over. Funny thing is, someone told me that the host of the party and I started fucking around (he was my jack daneils partner) and we managed to break a lot of shit, including a shower curtain that I pulled down when trying not to fall.

Juggalo Fett
02-12-2008, 07:57 PM
5 shots of Jagrmeister

POW!!!

Neo
02-13-2008, 05:07 PM
Jack, what were you and the other guy doing "fucking around" in the shower?

And the other guy drinking shots with you hits his head on a bed post?

I believe there is a pattern here, a pattern of drunken behavior that results in blantant homosexuality.

Oh well, they say getting drunk makes you do things you normally wouldn't sober. I don't buy that, I think it makes you do things you want to do sober, you just can't find the courage (or in your case, complete lack of morals, LOL) to do it.

Bravo, tinkerbell, bravo. FINALLY, you have come out of the closet, and with quite a (butt) BANG I might add.:bfuck:

Jay
02-13-2008, 07:50 PM
ROFL :bfuck::bfuck::bfuck::bfuck: o man...that was wrong but very funny. Sounds like you had a good time jack (all gayness aside).

Jack
02-14-2008, 07:46 PM
I knew after my post that someone would reply to it in a gay matter. I didn't edit it because I wanted to see just how predictable you where.

Neo
02-15-2008, 03:55 PM
I knew after my post that someone would reply to it in a gay matter. I didn't edit it because I wanted to see just how predictable you where.

No you didn't. You ain't that bright.

Nice try though, thanks for playing. Better luck next time.
Buh-bye.

Allerun
02-15-2008, 06:56 PM
It is interesting though how Neo has projected his latent homosexual fantasies in over half of the posts this last month, though.

Neo
02-15-2008, 07:54 PM
It is interesting though how Neo has projected his latent homosexual fantasies in over half of the posts this last month, though.


Good lord, is that the best you can come up with?

Allerun
02-15-2008, 10:42 PM
Best I can come up with? I'm just making an observation.

Jay
02-16-2008, 08:24 AM
BUSTED:shocked:

Neo
02-16-2008, 08:58 AM
Best I can come up with? I'm just making an observation.


Oh, you mean like the same observation I made months ago about your forum quote signatures?

Jack
02-16-2008, 01:02 PM
I've been around enough to know how you argue. Its not about the point made, its about the fact that there is a place for opposition to be taken.

Neo
02-18-2008, 01:25 PM
I've been around enough to know how you argue. Its not about the point made, its about the fact that there is a place for opposition to be taken.

I would respond to what you typed if it had made any sense at all.

"....a place for opposition to be taken." What the hell kind of statement is that? You been huffing soiled underwear again Jack?

Jack
02-18-2008, 05:38 PM
Maybe someone else can explain it to you better. Might try asking around, I am sure if someone actually looked at it and thought about it, you would have your answer. Your problem is that you assume I am some sort of idiot with a literacy problem, when in fact what I posted is exactly what I wanted to say.

"Its not about the point made, its about the fact that there is a place for opposition to be taken."

I layman's term: You intentionally pick an opposing view as if there is a prize just for being the first person to argue. I said "taken" in terms of conquering something, except no one other then yourself can benefit from your personal achievements.

I was ganna leave that one alone but you asked. I figure the least you deserve is an explanation from someone that ain't that bright.

NLSoulja
02-19-2008, 12:03 AM
I can't believe this is still going

Neo
02-19-2008, 02:41 PM
LMAO! How does my poking fun at your gay sounding post constitute an arguement or opposing point of view?

Grow some skin. You are too thin in that area.